CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD
don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility
There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god
"How to knit a sweater:
1. poke yourself in the eye with one of the needles. Pain is manly!
2. start throwing yarn around at random while shouting, because aggression is SUPER MANLY!!
3. Watch football and porn at the same time, while marinating your cock in beer and masturbate.
4. you should have proved now that you are a real man, and it is safe to knit the sweater. If you at any point start feeling your manly man-ness go away while knitting, just repeat step 1,2,3 until it comes back.
WE ARE MEN!! YEEEEAAAAH!!! WE HAVE TESTICLES!!”
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you